1 00:00:11,130 --> 00:00:15,301 So, April um, 2 00:00:15,301 --> 00:00:17,069 I just wanted to start by saying that 3 00:00:17,069 --> 00:00:21,006 it seems like somewhere down the road, 4 00:00:21,006 --> 00:00:23,910 there's been some sort of misunderstanding. 5 00:00:23,910 --> 00:00:27,947 Yeah. It appears to us that it is your opinion 6 00:00:27,947 --> 00:00:31,518 that we did something that we just didn't do. 7 00:00:31,518 --> 00:00:32,818 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 8 00:00:32,818 --> 00:00:35,688 And after putting together the implications 9 00:00:35,688 --> 00:00:37,890 of your threats to Drew, 10 00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:40,393 April, do you think we killed someone? 11 00:00:40,393 --> 00:00:41,661 - Because-- - Yeah. 12 00:00:41,661 --> 00:00:43,996 It's like, "What?!" 13 00:00:43,996 --> 00:00:46,065 Wait. Are you guys saying 14 00:00:46,065 --> 00:00:48,601 you didn't kill a man in cold blood? 15 00:00:48,601 --> 00:00:50,503 - No! No. 16 00:00:50,503 --> 00:00:52,639 - Mm, no. - Why would we? 17 00:00:52,639 --> 00:00:54,702 - That's so weird. - Oh, my God. You guys, 18 00:00:54,702 --> 00:00:57,810 I'm so sorry. This makes me look so crazy. 19 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:59,545 You should've just called and told me that. 20 00:00:59,545 --> 00:01:01,715 I wouldn't have had us all meet here so early in the day. 21 00:01:01,715 --> 00:01:03,349 This is so fun, April! 22 00:01:03,349 --> 00:01:05,217 I'm so glad we got to catch up with you, 23 00:01:05,217 --> 00:01:07,915 but I think we're done, so maybe we should just leave, you guys. 24 00:01:07,915 --> 00:01:09,855 - Yeah. Totally. Yeah. - But it was so good to see you. 25 00:01:09,855 --> 00:01:11,791 - It was great to see you. - Enjoy your breakfast. 26 00:01:11,791 --> 00:01:15,060 Or did you guys have to meet me here 27 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:17,364 because you killed a man 28 00:01:17,364 --> 00:01:20,599 named Keith Powell? 29 00:01:20,599 --> 00:01:23,036 Okay. So that's, I think, where the misunderstanding lies, 30 00:01:23,036 --> 00:01:25,438 - because-- - No. It's not a misunderstanding 31 00:01:25,438 --> 00:01:27,974 when you overhear your neighbors screaming, 32 00:01:27,974 --> 00:01:29,074 "We killed a man, 33 00:01:29,074 --> 00:01:30,743 - and now he's dead!" - Oh. Shh. 34 00:01:30,743 --> 00:01:32,812 -"He's dead! He's dead!" - Hey! Whoa! 35 00:01:32,812 --> 00:01:34,680 - Hey! Shh! - No, she's-- 36 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,249 Oh, my God! That was my play. 37 00:01:37,249 --> 00:01:39,953 - Yeah. - April, I wrote a play, 38 00:01:39,953 --> 00:01:42,388 and we were doing a reading of it. 39 00:01:42,388 --> 00:01:43,956 Did you like it, April? I hope you-- 40 00:01:43,956 --> 00:01:47,694 Shut up, Portia. I know this wasn't a play. 41 00:01:47,694 --> 00:01:49,962 - I'm not stupid. - You know what, even if 42 00:01:49,962 --> 00:01:52,231 what you thought you heard was true, 43 00:01:52,231 --> 00:01:56,335 I mean, you don't even have any proof, so... 44 00:01:56,335 --> 00:01:58,738 it doesn't matter. Like, this is a waste of our time. 45 00:01:58,738 --> 00:01:59,973 - and we should go. - Right. 46 00:01:59,973 --> 00:02:01,340 - Yeah. - We're gonna bounce out of here, 47 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:03,743 - and good luck with your-- - Thank you. 48 00:02:03,743 --> 00:02:06,346 A Talkgirl. I had a Talkgirl. 49 00:02:07,914 --> 00:02:10,082 Well, it's not like I meant to kill him! 50 00:02:10,082 --> 00:02:12,047 But you did! We all did! 51 00:02:12,047 --> 00:02:15,054 Okay. 52 00:02:15,054 --> 00:02:18,391 Now do I have your attention? 53 00:02:18,391 --> 00:02:19,792 What do you want? 54 00:02:19,792 --> 00:02:21,528 I don't know. 55 00:02:21,528 --> 00:02:24,059 Money, tons of it. 56 00:02:24,059 --> 00:02:26,165 How much? 57 00:02:26,165 --> 00:02:27,867 I mean, I figure between the four of you, 58 00:02:27,867 --> 00:02:31,036 you could probably scrape together $60,000. 59 00:02:31,036 --> 00:02:32,472 - What?! - Absolutely not. 60 00:02:32,472 --> 00:02:33,640 I know we look expensive, 61 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:34,940 but that is way out of our range. 62 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:37,010 - Yeah. - So, we get you the money, 63 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:38,477 we give you the money, and you just give us the tape? 64 00:02:38,477 --> 00:02:41,876 Yeah. But don't try anything. I'll just call the police. 65 00:02:41,876 --> 00:02:43,916 And how do we know that there aren't digital copies 66 00:02:43,916 --> 00:02:45,785 - of that tape? - What? 67 00:02:45,785 --> 00:02:48,053 - Digital what? - Like, is it backed up? 68 00:02:48,053 --> 00:02:50,957 You mean, like, does it rewind? 69 00:02:50,957 --> 00:02:52,825 'Cause, yeah, it rewinds. It fast-forwards. 70 00:02:52,825 --> 00:02:54,393 I can play it in slow motion. 71 00:02:54,393 --> 00:02:58,097 No. April, are there copies? Are there copies of the tape? 72 00:02:58,097 --> 00:03:02,168 No. But I'm going to figure out how to do that. 73 00:03:02,168 --> 00:03:04,103 Well, that's good. That's good. Yeah. You should-- 74 00:03:04,103 --> 00:03:06,706 Whoa! Hey! Hey! No! No! No! 75 00:03:06,706 --> 00:03:09,709 Hey! Oh, my God! 76 00:03:09,709 --> 00:03:12,411 Oh, my God! 77 00:03:12,411 --> 00:03:16,082 You have 48 hours to get me my money! 78 00:03:16,082 --> 00:03:18,846 Why are you doing this to us? 79 00:03:18,846 --> 00:03:21,923 Because I don't like how you guys carry yourselves. 80 00:03:28,127 --> 00:03:30,430 And I don't think you should kill people. 81 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,838 ♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪ 82 00:03:40,072 --> 00:03:41,208 When I met Fat Franky, 83 00:03:41,208 --> 00:03:42,709 I was little and stupid 84 00:03:42,709 --> 00:03:45,677 and living on the streets, like, worst, worst life, 85 00:03:45,677 --> 00:03:49,514 and then he came along, and he was rich with big shoulders, 86 00:03:49,514 --> 00:03:51,484 and so I thought, "Okay. Here's my chance." 87 00:03:51,484 --> 00:03:53,820 But then I start to see, like, little signs 88 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,955 that he's, like, doing bad things. 89 00:03:55,955 --> 00:03:58,958 I saw some body parts here and there. 90 00:03:58,958 --> 00:04:01,093 Anyway, I'm so certain 91 00:04:01,093 --> 00:04:03,463 that he killed this man that you're talking about. 92 00:04:03,463 --> 00:04:04,698 He kill everyone. 93 00:04:04,698 --> 00:04:07,166 I think he's still working at his bus company. 94 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:11,371 It's called, um, International Bus Exchange. 95 00:04:13,238 --> 00:04:15,308 I'm sorry. I just realized 96 00:04:15,308 --> 00:04:16,943 I went to high school with that guard, 97 00:04:16,943 --> 00:04:18,845 and I just got very distracted. 98 00:04:18,845 --> 00:04:20,479 Could you repeat that? 99 00:04:20,479 --> 00:04:23,148 When I met Fat Franky, I was little and stupid 100 00:04:23,148 --> 00:04:24,951 and living on the streets, like, the worst, worst life. 101 00:04:24,951 --> 00:04:27,453 We're so screwed, okay? 102 00:04:27,453 --> 00:04:30,222 There's no way we're going to get $60,000 in two days. 103 00:04:30,222 --> 00:04:32,324 If we could get $60,000 in two days, 104 00:04:32,324 --> 00:04:34,561 I would get $60,000 every two days! 105 00:04:34,561 --> 00:04:36,095 - Same! - Yes. Of course. I don't know. 106 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:37,396 But I don't know. Let's just think about it 107 00:04:37,396 --> 00:04:39,032 for a second. Maybe she would be into 108 00:04:39,032 --> 00:04:40,566 some kind of, like, payment plan or something. 109 00:04:40,566 --> 00:04:42,401 - It's so loud, I can't hear! - We're just complaining 110 00:04:42,401 --> 00:04:44,699 - about needing money, Porsh. - That's the point, Portia! 111 00:04:44,699 --> 00:04:46,539 - What about your mom? - What? 112 00:04:46,539 --> 00:04:47,607 Your mom! 113 00:04:47,607 --> 00:04:49,608 I don't have a mom anymore, remember? 114 00:04:49,608 --> 00:04:52,311 - I have banished her! - Okay, Elliott. I'm sorry, 115 00:04:52,311 --> 00:04:54,448 but what about you? Didn't your grandma just die? 116 00:04:54,448 --> 00:04:55,682 No! She won't die! 117 00:04:55,682 --> 00:04:57,717 We keep waiting for her to die, and she won't die! 118 00:04:57,717 --> 00:05:00,453 Guys, like, I really can't hear! It's really loud! 119 00:05:00,453 --> 00:05:02,654 God damn it, Dory. Huh? Why didn't you just take 120 00:05:02,654 --> 00:05:05,391 the reward money from Chantal's family when you had the chance? 121 00:05:05,391 --> 00:05:07,526 - You know I couldn't! - Well, I hate this! 122 00:05:07,526 --> 00:05:09,929 I hate this, okay? I just-- I'm halfway to thinking 123 00:05:09,929 --> 00:05:12,798 - we should just kill April! - Look, she's insane, all right? 124 00:05:12,798 --> 00:05:15,500 So no one's gonna believe her if she doesn't have that evidence, 125 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,871 so all we got to do is, we got to get that tape, 126 00:05:17,871 --> 00:05:20,472 - and then we'll be done with it. - What do you want to do, Dory? 127 00:05:20,472 --> 00:05:22,074 What, do you want to break into her apartment, 128 00:05:22,074 --> 00:05:23,477 and then some of us follow her around 129 00:05:23,477 --> 00:05:26,079 and make sure she doesn't come back? 130 00:05:26,079 --> 00:05:27,647 - Yeah. - Okay. 131 00:05:27,647 --> 00:05:28,882 Okay. Should we do that? 132 00:05:28,882 --> 00:05:30,116 I feel like that's what we should do. 133 00:05:30,116 --> 00:05:31,183 Okay. Fine. We'll see how it goes. 134 00:05:31,183 --> 00:05:32,585 - We'll see. - Okay. Okay. 135 00:05:32,585 --> 00:05:34,153 Portia and I will do the easier thing. Yeah. 136 00:05:34,153 --> 00:05:35,683 All right. Do we all feel good about that? 137 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,123 - Yeah! Yeah! - All right. 138 00:05:37,123 --> 00:05:38,490 - That's what we're going to do! - I feel fine! 139 00:05:38,490 --> 00:05:40,427 Guys, focus, okay?! We need to figure out 140 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,997 what we're going to do about April! 141 00:05:47,558 --> 00:05:48,893 Oh, my God. You guys. 142 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:51,228 Aw. This one is obsessed with me. 143 00:05:51,228 --> 00:05:54,665 Oh. Dory, will you take a pic? I want to send it to Elijah. 144 00:05:54,665 --> 00:05:57,068 I think we should all be concentrating on the door, okay? 145 00:05:57,068 --> 00:05:58,436 I don't want to miss her. 146 00:05:58,436 --> 00:06:00,171 We've been here forever, okay? I can't keep pretending 147 00:06:00,171 --> 00:06:02,073 like I'm interested in buying the entire litter. 148 00:06:02,073 --> 00:06:03,708 She normally leaves in the afternoon, 149 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:04,843 so it should be any minute. 150 00:06:04,843 --> 00:06:06,744 Hey, guys. Still deciding? 151 00:06:06,744 --> 00:06:09,713 Uh, yeah. It's just a lot of responsibility, so... 152 00:06:09,713 --> 00:06:11,315 I know. I wish we could split them up, 153 00:06:11,315 --> 00:06:12,617 but that would be inhumane. 154 00:06:12,617 --> 00:06:14,252 - Uh-huh. - But I like to think of it 155 00:06:14,252 --> 00:06:16,755 like six cats is six times the responsibility, 156 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:19,452 but, oh, the chorus of purrs. 157 00:06:19,452 --> 00:06:21,893 - Oh, I love that! - That's so true, Kennifer, 158 00:06:21,893 --> 00:06:24,662 but I think my wife and I need to keep consulting. 159 00:06:24,662 --> 00:06:27,499 - Thank you. - Yeah. I think we're gonna need 160 00:06:27,499 --> 00:06:29,401 - 10-- about 10 more minutes. - Mm-hmm. 161 00:06:29,401 --> 00:06:30,603 - Okay. - Thank you, Kennifer. 162 00:06:30,603 --> 00:06:32,737 Oh. There she is! 163 00:06:32,737 --> 00:06:34,267 - Get down! - Okay. Let's let her 164 00:06:34,267 --> 00:06:36,208 - get, like, a block down. - Yes. 165 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:38,976 Okay. Now. Let's go. 166 00:06:38,976 --> 00:06:40,478 - Here we go. - All right. Put the cats back. 167 00:06:40,478 --> 00:06:41,813 - Put the cats back. - Okay. Okay. Okay. 168 00:06:41,813 --> 00:06:43,048 - Bye. - Come on. Come on. 169 00:06:43,048 --> 00:06:45,250 - Come on. Come on. Okay. - I got to go. 170 00:07:05,169 --> 00:07:06,572 Bingo. 171 00:07:06,572 --> 00:07:08,273 There he is. 172 00:07:08,273 --> 00:07:11,276 Fat Franky. 173 00:07:11,276 --> 00:07:13,873 Damn. That's a big boy. 174 00:07:13,873 --> 00:07:16,042 All right. 175 00:07:16,042 --> 00:07:17,844 Where you taking me? 176 00:07:20,018 --> 00:07:23,221 ♪ You just call on me, brother ♪ 177 00:07:23,221 --> 00:07:25,590 ♪ When you need a hand ♪ 178 00:07:25,590 --> 00:07:31,028 ♪ We all need somebody to lean on ♪ 179 00:07:31,028 --> 00:07:34,665 ♪ I just might have a problem that you'd understand ♪ 180 00:07:34,665 --> 00:07:36,562 She actually has a good voice. 181 00:07:36,562 --> 00:07:39,137 ♪ We all need somebody to lean on ♪ 182 00:07:39,137 --> 00:07:42,574 Honestly, I have never been more afraid for my own life. 183 00:07:42,574 --> 00:07:43,870 ♪ Lean on me ♪ 184 00:08:11,637 --> 00:08:13,772 Oh, God. 185 00:08:13,772 --> 00:08:15,806 - Okay. - Holy shit. 186 00:08:15,806 --> 00:08:17,142 Hey, just don't look down, Dory. 187 00:08:17,142 --> 00:08:18,343 Already am, okay? 188 00:08:18,343 --> 00:08:19,712 Okay, all right, well, don't. 189 00:08:19,712 --> 00:08:21,813 Yeah. Okay. 190 00:08:28,051 --> 00:08:30,423 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 191 00:08:30,423 --> 00:08:33,792 Okay. Okay. 192 00:08:33,792 --> 00:08:36,061 - It's locked. - Oh, shit. 193 00:08:37,863 --> 00:08:39,164 Wait, what are you doing? 194 00:08:39,164 --> 00:08:40,332 Okay. 195 00:08:45,504 --> 00:08:47,338 Whew! 196 00:08:47,338 --> 00:08:48,607 - Wow. - Yeah, okay. 197 00:08:48,607 --> 00:08:50,575 Yeah, yeah, that worked. 198 00:08:50,575 --> 00:08:53,344 Okay. Oh. 199 00:08:53,344 --> 00:08:56,881 Oh. Oh, my God. 200 00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:59,417 Okay. Hey. Maybe-- Maybe we shouldn't do this. 201 00:08:59,417 --> 00:09:01,019 Wait, what? Oh. 202 00:09:01,019 --> 00:09:02,421 Oh, my God. It smells awful. 203 00:09:02,421 --> 00:09:03,655 Oh, my God. 204 00:09:03,655 --> 00:09:05,691 Wow. Oh, God. 205 00:09:05,691 --> 00:09:06,825 Oh, God. 206 00:09:06,825 --> 00:09:10,056 She's mentally ill. 207 00:09:10,056 --> 00:09:11,095 Sing with me! 208 00:09:11,095 --> 00:09:13,999 ♪ You just call on me, brother ♪ 209 00:09:13,999 --> 00:09:15,199 ♪ When you need a hand ♪ 210 00:09:15,199 --> 00:09:17,369 Is this the only song she knows? 211 00:09:17,369 --> 00:09:19,938 She just keeps singing the same song over and over. 212 00:09:28,571 --> 00:09:29,906 I mean, would she label it? 213 00:09:29,906 --> 00:09:31,808 Should we just put all these in a trash bag and run? 214 00:09:31,808 --> 00:09:33,609 No. No. No. No. No. Just look for a pink label, okay? 215 00:09:33,609 --> 00:09:35,673 It had a hot pink label. It matches the Talkgirl, 216 00:09:35,673 --> 00:09:37,181 so just look for that. 217 00:09:37,181 --> 00:09:38,414 Why are there so many tapes? 218 00:09:38,414 --> 00:09:40,183 Why is there so much crap everywhere? 219 00:09:40,183 --> 00:09:43,087 This apartment is filthy. 220 00:09:43,087 --> 00:09:44,687 - Drew. - What? 221 00:09:44,687 --> 00:09:46,122 Just, like, don't move for a second. 222 00:09:46,122 --> 00:09:47,624 - Why? What's up? - It's okay. 223 00:09:47,624 --> 00:09:49,459 You just have, like, a little bug on you or something. 224 00:09:49,459 --> 00:09:50,793 What? A bug? No. No. No. Oh, no. Shut up! 225 00:09:50,793 --> 00:09:52,395 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 226 00:09:54,263 --> 00:09:55,832 - Ugh! Yeah. - Ohh! I hate it here! 227 00:09:55,832 --> 00:09:57,700 I know. I know. Let's just focus on finding the tape, 228 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,469 and then we'll get the hell out of here, okay? 229 00:09:59,469 --> 00:10:02,105 - Ohh. - It's on my finger, too. 230 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,455 Jesus Christ. 231 00:10:18,455 --> 00:10:19,923 Why is there so much cat food? 232 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:23,994 I don't see a cat anywhere. Does she just eat cat food? 233 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:31,401 I-I found where she keeps all her pink stuff. 234 00:10:31,401 --> 00:10:33,670 - Excuse me! Hi! - Hi. Can I help you? 235 00:10:33,670 --> 00:10:36,373 This is so, so, so cute. 236 00:10:36,373 --> 00:10:37,941 Do you have any other patterns in the back? 237 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,742 Everything's on the rack. There's no back. 238 00:10:39,742 --> 00:10:41,978 Oh, okay. Thank you for clearing that up. 239 00:10:41,978 --> 00:10:43,212 Will you let management know 240 00:10:43,212 --> 00:10:45,682 that I absolutely love this place? 241 00:10:45,682 --> 00:10:47,450 - Hey. What's your name? - Sandy. 242 00:10:47,450 --> 00:10:50,353 Sandy? You're doing an incredible job, Sandy. 243 00:10:50,353 --> 00:10:52,889 Thank you so much. Can I tip you? 244 00:10:52,889 --> 00:10:55,958 She's, like, crazy, but she's happy crazy. 245 00:10:55,958 --> 00:10:58,995 I can't believe this person has power over us. 246 00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:33,296 Drew, come in here! 247 00:11:33,296 --> 00:11:36,466 Drew! 248 00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:39,069 - Did you find it? - No, but I found a safe. 249 00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:41,804 Oh, God. 250 00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:44,206 This is definitely it. 251 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:45,475 Look at all that money. 252 00:11:45,475 --> 00:11:47,076 Isn't that just beautiful? 253 00:11:47,076 --> 00:11:50,447 Yeah. It's got good friction. 254 00:11:50,447 --> 00:11:52,049 You earned it. 255 00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:56,953 Yeah. It's me. 256 00:11:56,953 --> 00:11:59,022 Listen, I'm going to pick you up in a few minutes, all right? 257 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,586 I'm on my way, all right? 258 00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:08,731 I mean, she's not even looking at what she's getting. 259 00:12:08,731 --> 00:12:13,503 She's just, like, stacking clothes over her arm. 260 00:12:13,503 --> 00:12:15,037 Okay. I'm sorry. Not to get us distracted, 261 00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:18,808 but these mannequins look exactly like us, right? 262 00:12:18,808 --> 00:12:20,576 Oh, my God. 263 00:12:20,576 --> 00:12:22,979 They're, like, slightly hotter versions of us. 264 00:12:22,979 --> 00:12:24,847 Should we take a picture? 265 00:12:24,847 --> 00:12:27,684 Yeah! We have to. 266 00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:30,153 Okay. Now, do a peace sign. 267 00:12:30,153 --> 00:12:33,790 Do a peace sign. 268 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:35,925 - Want me to take it for you? - Oh, my God! April! 269 00:12:35,925 --> 00:12:38,595 - What are you doing here? 270 00:12:38,595 --> 00:12:41,197 We're here because we love this place! 271 00:12:41,197 --> 00:12:42,532 Do you love this place? 272 00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:44,729 This happens all the time. 273 00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:46,236 I'm not April. 274 00:12:46,236 --> 00:12:47,704 - I'm sorry? - Huh? 275 00:12:47,704 --> 00:12:48,572 I'm June. 276 00:12:48,572 --> 00:12:51,808 We're twins, identical twins. 277 00:12:51,808 --> 00:12:54,177 We get confused all the time. 278 00:12:54,177 --> 00:12:56,346 Oh, my God. 279 00:12:56,346 --> 00:12:57,815 Oh, my God. 280 00:12:59,649 --> 00:13:03,280 Oh! For crying out loud, 281 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,255 I could be pregnant for all you know, 282 00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:06,390 - baby killer! - I-I'm sorry. 283 00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:07,823 - I'm sorry. - Don't you watch 284 00:13:07,823 --> 00:13:10,594 where you're going, liberal-ass piece of shit? 285 00:13:10,594 --> 00:13:12,928 - I'm sorry. I said, "I'm sorry." - Oh. "I'm sorry"? 286 00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:14,097 Look at this shit! 287 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,898 Now I have to go home and change my shirt! 288 00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:18,301 I can't be walking around looking like a maniac, 289 00:13:18,301 --> 00:13:19,769 now, can I? 290 00:13:19,769 --> 00:13:24,273 Look, this is us when we met our dad for the first time. 291 00:13:24,273 --> 00:13:26,443 Pick up! Pick up! Pick up! Pick up! Pick up! Pick up! 292 00:13:26,443 --> 00:13:28,144 Okay. She's not picking up. Call Drew. 293 00:13:28,144 --> 00:13:29,512 I don't have Drew's number. 294 00:13:29,512 --> 00:13:31,180 What? That's insane. You're so stupid. 295 00:13:31,180 --> 00:13:35,751 People always used to say, "June, you're the happy one, 296 00:13:35,751 --> 00:13:38,354 and, April, you're the wrathful, 297 00:13:38,354 --> 00:13:41,524 vindictive, evil one." 298 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:49,032 Oh, sometimes, I don't even know what I'm laughing about. 299 00:13:52,001 --> 00:13:54,537 I used to do this all the time in junior high 300 00:13:54,537 --> 00:13:56,439 to steal my buddy's books. 301 00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:57,707 Are you trying to impress me? 302 00:13:57,707 --> 00:13:59,977 Shut up. 303 00:14:05,382 --> 00:14:07,484 Keep that away from me. 304 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,628 Ugh. Oh! 305 00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:21,198 Nothing works! Nothing is good! 306 00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:26,403 Okay. I think I heard it. 307 00:14:26,403 --> 00:14:29,106 - Write down 23. - I'll remember. 308 00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:37,581 Oh. Hey. Hear about that maintenance increase? 309 00:14:37,581 --> 00:14:39,081 - Can't get a break, right? - Uh, yeah. 310 00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:41,717 I did, and I will not be paying that. 311 00:14:41,717 --> 00:14:45,122 Maybe I like the building broken. 312 00:14:45,122 --> 00:14:47,024 Uh, yeah. 313 00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:54,830 - Did you hear that? - Shh. I'm trying to listen. 314 00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:56,833 No. No. 315 00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,701 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I think-- 316 00:14:58,701 --> 00:15:00,437 I think it's her. 317 00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:17,087 No. No. 318 00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,789 "F" no. 319 00:15:18,789 --> 00:15:20,290 Fine. 320 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,575 Fuck you. 321 00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:02,298 Dory, pick up! She's a twin! 322 00:16:02,298 --> 00:16:05,301 April is a twin, and we have followed the wrong twin. 323 00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:06,836 We do not know where April is, 324 00:16:06,836 --> 00:16:08,971 and you need to get out of the apartment right now. 325 00:16:08,971 --> 00:16:11,375 I repeat, this is a twin-based emergency. 326 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,309 - Leave now! - Aah! 327 00:16:40,636 --> 00:16:42,239 Gotcha! 328 00:16:51,114 --> 00:16:52,917 Ha, ha! 329 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:09,233 Dory, I found your phone. 330 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,114 Ha! 331 00:17:53,509 --> 00:17:55,179 - Excuse me? 332 00:17:58,115 --> 00:17:59,483 Oh. 333 00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:01,651 Oh, wait. Oh, shit. 334 00:18:01,651 --> 00:18:02,885 Oh, shit. 335 00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:04,987 Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. 336 00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:06,522 No. No. No. No. No. No. No. 337 00:18:06,522 --> 00:18:07,790 Oh, shit. 338 00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:10,793 No. No. No. No. No. Shit. Shit. Shit. 339 00:18:14,096 --> 00:18:17,333 You come into my home, you try to break into my safe? 340 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:18,535 This is my home! 341 00:18:18,535 --> 00:18:19,802 - Aah! Okay! Okay! - Stop! 342 00:18:19,802 --> 00:18:21,203 - April! - Okay! Stop! 343 00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:24,373 And let's not forget that you rejected me, Drew, 344 00:18:24,373 --> 00:18:27,109 - and that hurt my feelings! - I'm very sorry about that. 345 00:18:27,109 --> 00:18:28,912 And then you bring your shrimp-ass girlfriend 346 00:18:28,912 --> 00:18:31,247 in here and invade my space? 347 00:18:31,247 --> 00:18:32,782 You know what? I want more money. 348 00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,249 April. April. Listen, we're sorry. 349 00:18:34,249 --> 00:18:36,018 - We're really sorry. - I want $100,000! 350 00:18:36,018 --> 00:18:38,455 - No! - And I want it by tomorrow, 351 00:18:38,455 --> 00:18:40,122 or I am calling the cops, 352 00:18:40,122 --> 00:18:43,126 and I'm telling them that you guys murdered someone! 353 00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:44,661 - April, please. - And you're going to spend 354 00:18:44,661 --> 00:18:46,691 the rest of your lives in jail. 355 00:18:46,691 --> 00:18:50,200 And I'll do it. I've got nothing to lose! 356 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,501 April-- 357 00:18:51,501 --> 00:18:53,503 - Okay! - Okay! Okay! 358 00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:56,334 God! Oh, please. Just listen. 359 00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,107 - We're sorry. - Shut up. 360 00:18:58,107 --> 00:19:01,578 Okay! Hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! 361 00:19:01,578 --> 00:19:03,278 - We'll have your money. - What? 362 00:19:03,278 --> 00:19:06,883 - We'll have your money. - Get out of my house! 363 00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:09,352 God damn it. God damn it. 364 00:19:09,352 --> 00:19:11,487 Okay. Okay. 365 00:19:11,487 --> 00:19:13,555 Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Okay. 366 00:19:13,555 --> 00:19:17,427 Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. 367 00:19:17,427 --> 00:19:20,196 Please. Oh, God. 368 00:19:23,699 --> 00:19:25,735 Okay. That's what you're going to do. 369 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:27,237 That's what you're going to do. 370 00:19:27,237 --> 00:19:29,667 Okay. Yes. 371 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,674 Okay. This is what you're going to do. 372 00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,109 This is what you're going to do. 373 00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:33,976 Okay. 374 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,215 Okay. Okay. 375 00:19:40,215 --> 00:19:42,452 Okay. All right. Okay. 376 00:19:42,452 --> 00:19:43,853 They'll find me here. 377 00:19:43,853 --> 00:19:46,089 They'll find me here, and then, he's there. 378 00:19:46,089 --> 00:19:47,457 Okay. 379 00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:51,122 Here we go. Go. Go. Go. 380 00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,831 Ohh! 381 00:19:59,602 --> 00:20:01,772 Oh, God! 382 00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:07,168 Can I say something messed up? 383 00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:08,370 Mm-hmm. 384 00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:11,739 I truly think Dory is going to hell. 385 00:20:11,739 --> 00:20:15,477 There's no such thing, um, but if there is a hell, 386 00:20:15,477 --> 00:20:19,280 - we're all going, Portia. - No, just Dory. 387 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,817 God knows what happened. 388 00:20:21,817 --> 00:20:22,850 He's fair. 389 00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:24,785 He clocked that we were tricked. 390 00:20:24,785 --> 00:20:26,654 Yeah. Drew's going to hell, too, 391 00:20:26,654 --> 00:20:28,856 for being the straight white man that dealt the final blow. 392 00:20:28,856 --> 00:20:31,960 All I ever did was be a good friend. 393 00:20:34,562 --> 00:20:36,197 And I shouldn't have been. 394 00:20:36,197 --> 00:20:40,502 ♪ Time is a leap out from my love ♪ 395 00:20:42,537 --> 00:20:44,505 ♪ It's a rose that grows ♪ 396 00:20:44,505 --> 00:20:47,775 ♪ From a seed that I've spit out ♪ 397 00:20:47,775 --> 00:20:50,478 What if we just ran away? I mean, I'm looking at flights 398 00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:52,079 to Acapulco, and-- and they're so cheap. 399 00:20:52,079 --> 00:20:55,217 I mean, there's one that leaves at 1:00 a.m. from LaGuardia. 400 00:20:55,217 --> 00:20:57,518 Hey, what'd you say? 401 00:20:57,518 --> 00:21:00,989 I was just suggesting we leave the country. 402 00:21:00,989 --> 00:21:04,158 I, um, haven't thought about that. 403 00:21:04,158 --> 00:21:06,827 I don't know what to do. 404 00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:08,663 And I left my phone charger at the apartment, 405 00:21:08,663 --> 00:21:10,731 and there's no way I'm ever going back there. 406 00:21:10,731 --> 00:21:12,833 I mean, Drew, you might have to live 407 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,337 in this hotel forever, you know? 408 00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:17,105 - Yeah. - And I can't believe 409 00:21:17,105 --> 00:21:18,639 she just said, "$100,000." 410 00:21:18,639 --> 00:21:21,076 It's like, she doesn't even know what that means. 411 00:21:21,076 --> 00:21:24,045 But because she said it, now we have to do it? 412 00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:25,313 I can't be the reason 413 00:21:25,313 --> 00:21:27,481 that all the people I care about most in this world 414 00:21:27,481 --> 00:21:29,217 are going to go to jail. 415 00:21:33,955 --> 00:21:36,825 Tell me everything's going to be okay. 416 00:22:03,184 --> 00:22:05,486 - I love you, Dory. - I love you, too. 417 00:22:05,486 --> 00:22:07,555 I love you. I love you. 418 00:22:07,555 --> 00:22:09,223 - I love you. - I love you. 419 00:22:09,223 --> 00:22:11,259 I love you so much. 420 00:22:11,259 --> 00:22:12,894 I love you. 421 00:22:12,894 --> 00:22:15,863 ♪ I know that I've found ♪ 422 00:22:15,863 --> 00:22:20,401 ♪ The only one, the only love for me ♪ 423 00:22:20,401 --> 00:22:23,505 ♪ Too gone and too proud ♪ 424 00:22:23,505 --> 00:22:27,342 ♪ For any love or anyone again ♪ 425 00:22:27,342 --> 00:22:32,647 ♪ I wanna run in the light that pulls you under ♪ 426 00:22:32,647 --> 00:22:34,949 ♪ Are you really ever too gone? ♪ 427 00:22:34,949 --> 00:22:40,889 ♪ I wanna run in the light that pulls you under ♪